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So this Panda Goes Into the Bar...

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going?  You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"

The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for 'panda':

" An animal looking like a bear. Lives in the mountains of China and Tibet. Has fur with black and white markings. Eats shoots and leaves."



look verb
looked, look·ing, looks verb
1. To employ one's sight, especially in a given direction or on a given object: looked at the floor.
2. To turn one's glance or gaze: looked to the right.
3. To face in a specified direction: The cottage looks on the river.
4. To turn one's eyes on: looked him in the eye.
look after
To take care of: looked after his younger brother.
look for
To search for; seek: looking for my gloves.
look forward to
To think of (a future event) with pleasurable, eager expectation: looking forward to graduation.
look up
To search for and find, as in a reference book.


bartender noun
One who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar.


yell verb
To shout.


shoot
A young leaf or other new growth on a plant.

shoot verb
shot, shoot·ing, shoots verb
To kill with a gun; to fire.

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